*This feature is not at all true or accurate or real and completely made up
"If I was in charge of Wimbledon.com for the day" - By PseudoFed
Wimbledon is the pinnacle of the tennis calendar. As a child prodigy you dream of one day being able to raise the trophy on Centre Court.
In theory, anybody has the potential to achieve this.
But, no matter how hard you train or how talented you are, you will never be in charge of Wimbledon.com.
For Me being asked to write My ideas on what I would do if I was the Wimbledon Webmaster is just another record and achievement that is beyond the wildest dreams of mere Grand Slam winners.
I will delete the ordering of the 2008 final. Why they still sell that DVD I do not know
Wimbledon’s new website is just a further extension of everything that is Wimbledon; class, sophistications and strawberries. Everybody relies on this database, an oracle of everything from fashion to latest minute-by-minute information, especially during the Wimbledon fortnight. This is what I would take advantage of.
I’d start the day changing the headlines.
This would be synchronised with putting secret cameras in Andrew of the Murray’s house. As he goes to check the schedule to see what time he is playing in the next round the homepage would read, “Andrew’s Shock Exit from The Championships.”
I can imagine the confused faces he would make. I would then upload his reaction to MyTube and gets millions of hits. Just thinking about this makes Me do the gigglings.
Everything nowadays is accessible via the interwebs and so with full access to the site I will do the hackings.
I will access the stock control for the Wimbledon shops and delete the ordering of the 2008 final. Why they still sell that DVD I do not know. Personally it makes Me do the offentions.
I would add a fashionable scarf or two and perhaps a lovely white three-piece suit to the clothes range. While I am there I will increase the ordering of the delicious Wimbledon jam that they always run out of during the second week, which can be quite distressing.
In terms of the site itself I think I would apply some austerity given the difficult times that much of the world is facing.
There is no need for all these player profiles to be there, it all needs to be highlighted with the little mouse then the Delete key must be pressed.
People have the rest of the internets for this, there is no reason for it to be on Wmbledon.com as well.
People just want to read about Me and to be Frank, or perhaps Fed, I don’t blame them.
** This feature is a figment of the imagination.
